in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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