My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
We left the knife in your bed.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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