i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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