It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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