After last night, I could never be a politician.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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