Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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