I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Vodka?
Forever.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
