Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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