he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
