Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Michael Bay diarrhea
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Randomize
