Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Randomize