wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Randomize
