i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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