Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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