That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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