HIV tests are more positive than that guy
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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