Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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