The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
tell me about the fingering
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
