Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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