Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
You're right, stupid question.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.