I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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