I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.