Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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