if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize