i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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