Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Randomize