But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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