I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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