you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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