fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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