I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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