Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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