I'm gonna have a badass scar
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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