doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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