can we get nightvision for the apartment?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
She even gives head with a lisp.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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