Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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