well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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