how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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