I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Also, beer. Big fan.
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I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?