watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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