Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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