On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
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First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
It's shark week go big or go home
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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