Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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