when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
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Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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