Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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