In the future we'll all be gay
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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