We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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