Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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