She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Randomize
