if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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