it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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