you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?