now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
Watching her eat just hurts me
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Can you rollerblade?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I have aggressive nipples.