Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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