nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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