I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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