am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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