You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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