Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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