they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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