There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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