question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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